I wrote this post on behalf of Cottonelle #GoCommando, but all going commando and awesomeness are my own.
Underwear can be such a pain in the butt, literally. That’s why this summer this girl is going commando. I have decided to tell undies to take a hike, and thanks to Cottonelle I can do that with confidence.
Summer time here in Minnesota is amazing, there are so many things to do and panties just end up getting in the way. That’s why I’ve complied this listicle of 10 reasons going commando rocks! Sure you may think going commando is only for the brave, but when you wipe your booty with Cottonelle’s new ripple clean texture toilet paper your butt with be as smooth as a babies bottom and you suddenly realize that underwear are totally optional.
8Â Reasons Going Commando Rocks
You’ll Never Get Your Panties in a Bunch: When you are going commando, you’ll never get your panties in a bunch because, guess what, you aren’t wearing any!
Mooning is so much easier: Want to embrace your inner 10 year old again? When you are going commando, it’s so much easier to get your moon on.
No more panty lines: Want to wear that slinky black dress? When you aren’t rocking the undies you don’t have to worry about panty lines anymore. Now that is a win.
Atomic Wedgies are a Thing of the Past: If you happen to get wedgies all the time, now you don’t have to worry about that because you are flying as free as a bird.
Money, money, money: Think of all the money you can save. Panties cost like $5 bucks a pair. That could totally be used on something more worthy like an ice coffee habit or something.
Less Laundry: That’s one less thing to wash, and what kinda weirdo actually LIKES to do laundry?
Balmy Breezes: With no underoos on, you’re going to be so much cooler in that broom skirt this summer. Just because careful you don’t have a Marilyn Monroe moment đŸ˜‰
Less to Take Off During Smexy Time: When things are heating up, and you are rearing to go with no panties that’s one less thing in the way! Plus, moms have to get smexy time in when they can man. Kids are killer on smexy time.
Now if you are ready to be brave and go commando, make sure to grab some Cottonelle with those awesome cleaning wipes so you know you’ll be as clean as a baby’s butt when you let the girl fly free this summer!
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