Not everyone is musically inclined. Sometimes when we play musical instruments we sound like this.
This post is written on behalf of Korg, but all hilarity and creativity are my own
That’s why you need to save your kids from living the non-musical life you’ve had, and have them rocking like Mozart. Plus, there are so many benefits to raising a kid that are musically inclined.
Did you know that learning music can make it easier for your kids to pick up foreign languages? Just imagine how useful that can be later on in life.
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Exposing your kids to music also leads to them having higher IQs. Just imagine all that brain power. They could be the person to develop the cure to cancer, your kid. Just imagine how proud you would be.
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With music comes patience, and kids with discipline. You could be raising a future drill sergeant or the next Dalai Lama, which is a big step from the chaos that is in your house right now. (Just imagine no more of this in your house)
Music even helps boosts your kid’s self esteem. No more gloomy kid, they’ll know exactly just how awesome they are. Nobody’s gonna get your kid down.
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With all that self esteem, your kids gonna start jamming on their electric keyboard and post it on YouTube.
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Once they are on YouTube, some big time music producer is going to discover them and sign them for the big money (make it rain, yo)
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And that’s when you know you’ve made the big time with your kid as a big time musical playa. No retirement home for this mama. You’re going to be living large as your kid’s tour manager. Just think of all the homes, yachts, and tropical destinations that are in your future.
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And just think, all of this became a reality because you bought your kid an electric piano! (Sounds like my kind of an investment)
Korg Digital Pianos are the piano for all aspiring prodigies. They are offered in some kick butt colors, and most importantly they come with dual headphone systems, so when your little prodigy is practicing you don’t end up looking like this.
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And we all know you would much rather have your kid think you are the coolest mom ever. (They don’t have to know you are doing it for benjamins, yo!)
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Kayla @ TheEclecticElement says
I was never REALLY introduced to music at a young age so I went through my childhood and teenage years not really caring much about or even for music. I was in high school when I actually started listening to bands aside form Weird Al. LOL
I do secretly wish that I had at least some form of musical talent. I’d really love to be able to sing!
Ashley Sears says
Maybe in our fantasy world we could start a rock band together. I LOVE to sing, but sadly I will not be trying out for Ameica’s Got Talent anytime soon.
Adelina says
This is awesome! My daughter loves to sing and dance. She also recently started making up words to music she already knows. My oldest son loves to write, so I am hoping (someday) the two of them will collaborate on something together and make us rich. Oh, I mean, have fun with it. 🙂 LOL
Savanah Fahrney-Day says
I’m the least musical person in my family, but my boys are all interesting in creating music. We have a cheap keyboard and drums, but are looking to upgrade. Korg has some really nice looking keyboards 🙂
JamericanSpice says
Yes yes we are rocking the house right now. I’m a musical gal and they can’t help it. When they were babies the house was rocking. I did not do quiet for baby sleep. And now they sleep through anything 🙂
Rock on!
Now if only I have the money for the piano 🙂
Leila says
I started singing in choirs in 6th grade, but always had a love for music. All 3 of my kids love to sing, dance, listen to music. I am hoping at least one of them picks up an instrument they are serious in or sings long term! PS: Can I join yours and Kayla’s rock band?