Life with LBL can be tricky so I’m sharing about Poise Thin-Shape pads as part of a sponsored post for Socialstars #RecycleYourPeriodPad
“I think I peed myself,” I yelled across the room a little bit louder than I thought. My friends just thought I was trying to be fun, but you know what it was actually true. Damn my birthing vagina. Peeing on yourself as a grown woman is a consolation price that they forget to mention when handing out the new mom welcome kits. Here’s your brand new baby with a side of light bladder leakage, congratulations!
Between having a 6 pound baby with a ginormous head, and a 9 pound baby my bladder is pretty much shot. We’re not talking a Mississippi flood in my pants, but just enough to be moist in the drawers (yes, I totally used the word moist) Being that I am only 36, at least the first two years were in denial. It couldn’t be THAT. Wearing bladder protection was for old folks that couldn’t make it to the pot not a hip mama like me. It was even worse when I called my mom to see if she had bladder leakage issues, and she was all “oh honey, you are so young to have that problem.” Yep, it’s pretty bad when your MOM is feeling sorry for you because you probably just peed yourself a little.
Then I got to thinking about it, how many other times had I peed myself a little bit.
- I just tried to hold my bladder to watch the whole movie…… I think I peed myself.
- Thought two margaritas wasn’t too much…… I think I peed myself.
- Chasing after my escaped Husky dog……….I think I peed myself.
- Working on my fitness like my life depended on it…………. I think I peed myself.
- Watching a non stop marathon of Gabriel Iglesias……….I think I peed myself.
- Stood up to fast, not so fast grandma………I think I peed myself.
- Girl walks in with perfume enough to gag a French whore……Coughing Fit………I think I peed myself.
- Getting all nervous with a hot guy staring at me…….I think I peed myself.
See you aren’t the only one that pees herself. So now that I’ve put that out there on the world wide web for all to see, who’s brave enough to admit it too? Bueller, bueller? Well you know you do it too! Though I am not thrilled that I pee myself, I do love the fact that Poise has my back. This chick is way too young to wear adult diapers for just a little bladder leakage. If I did that I would have to resort to vijazzling my vjay vjay to make sure I knew I was a hip mom, and who wants to stud their hoohah? That is just asking to chafe.
Instead of vijazzling the girl, I’ll make sure to have some Poise with me when I know I need a little extra coverage. I used to use period pads for that, but they were always so bulky and chafy. Poise has these new Poise Thin-Shape pads that are 40% thinner than the original Poise pads and made just for peeing people like me. They are so comfy, I forget that I am wearing them and my undies are in much better shape!
You’ve heard me talk about SAM, no not my Latin Lover, but the super absorbent material in Poise that helps stay 3X drier than period pads. Plus they are at a price that don’t break the bank! ($5.99-$13.99). I can’t change the fact that I pee myself, but at least I have an option now that doesn’t make me feel like I am 90 years old.
Now that you know my truth, I challenge you to say it loud and say it proud! Who’s brave enough to share the they too pee themselves?! Can I get a hell yeah?! Now that you probably just peed yourself screaming in excitement make sure to check out the
- Thin Shape product page –
- Get your free sample of Poise here!